Letras
Yeah… this one’s for the man who talked too big,
Now sittin’ at 2–10, checking waiver wire like it’s rigged…
Kenny K — the Fraud King!Kendrick drafted like he had a vision,
Now he prayin’ every Sunday for a miracle collision,
Talked that talk, said “I’m built for the crown,”
But every matchup ends up takin’ him down.
Benched his RB, wrong move again,
Claimed he had sleepers — bro, where they been?
Now the group chat lit, screenshots flyin’,
Even ESPN said, “Man, stop tryin’.”Started a kicker in the flex (why though?)
His lineup look like a retirement show,
Waivers dry, his hope’s gone flatter,
Even AI said, “Bro, you can’t fix that roster.”
Every Monday night he’s watchin’ in pain,
Needin’ 50 points from a tight end again,
But destiny’s cruel, stats don’t lie,
The poop emoji got his name right by.So here’s to Kendrick, talkin’ big and loud,
Now sittin’ in the basement, humble and proud.
Next year’s promise? Yeah, we’ll believe it when we see —
Till then, hold that L from the whole FFB!
Now sittin’ at 2–10, checking waiver wire like it’s rigged…
Kenny K — the Fraud King!Kendrick drafted like he had a vision,
Now he prayin’ every Sunday for a miracle collision,
Talked that talk, said “I’m built for the crown,”
But every matchup ends up takin’ him down.
Benched his RB, wrong move again,
Claimed he had sleepers — bro, where they been?
Now the group chat lit, screenshots flyin’,
Even ESPN said, “Man, stop tryin’.”Started a kicker in the flex (why though?)
His lineup look like a retirement show,
Waivers dry, his hope’s gone flatter,
Even AI said, “Bro, you can’t fix that roster.”
Every Monday night he’s watchin’ in pain,
Needin’ 50 points from a tight end again,
But destiny’s cruel, stats don’t lie,
The poop emoji got his name right by.So here’s to Kendrick, talkin’ big and loud,
Now sittin’ in the basement, humble and proud.
Next year’s promise? Yeah, we’ll believe it when we see —
Till then, hold that L from the whole FFB!