l can't even adult today

(Verse 1)
Alarm goes off at 7:03
I hit snooze like it owes me money
Brush my teeth with one eye open
Life already feels kinda broken
I try to act like I’m responsible
But my brain is just “no possible”
Bills on the table staring at me
I stare back like “don’t speak to me”
(Pre-Chorus)
I had big dreams, yeah I did
But I also forgot where I put my lid
(Chorus)
I can’t even adult today
Everything’s just in my way
Where did my motivation go?
It left with my socks, I know
I’m trying my best but it’s kinda mid
I’m a functioning “I don’t want to” kid
If life’s a test then I’m gonna say
I can’t even adult today
(Verse 2)
I open fridge like it owes me food
Just staring in a hungry mood
Nothing there but air and regret
And that one snack I don’t forget
I text my friend “I’ll be on time”
That was a beautiful little lie
Now I’m running five minutes late
But still sitting here debating fate
(Pre-Chorus)
Why is everything so hard?
Even my charger is far
(Chorus)
I can’t even adult today
My brain just chose to run away
I’m productive in my dreams
Real life is not what it seems
I’m one missed call from “figure it out”
But I’m currently in a nap, no doubt
If life’s a test then I’m gonna say
I can’t even adult today
(Bridge)
Maybe tomorrow I’ll be fine
But let’s not put pressure on time
Right now I’m just surviving
And honestly… that’s thriving
(Final Chorus)
I can’t even adult today
And that’s okay, okay, okay
I tried my best, I had my say
Now I’m going back to bed anyway
(Outro)
Adulting is cancelled… permanently