Villainous Schemes

[Verse]
Villain mask on, plans drawn in crayon
Blueprints on a napkin, scrawled chaos and mayhem
Lunchbox of schemes, thermos full of vengeance
Snatching dreams off plates, the chef left defenseless

Eel sushi flows, slippery and raw
Tongue like a guillotine, splitting every flaw
Caught the beat slippin', left it limping in a sling
Villain’s anthem hums when the pendulum swings

[Chorus]
Schemes so villainous, plots so meticulous
Every rhyme insidious, every line ridiculous
Villainous schemes, hat low, unseen
Cloak billows in the wind, ruler of the obscene

[Verse 2]
Chalkboard full of riddles, cipher’s undecoded
Puzzles for the feeble, leave the genius eroded
Twist words into shapes, origami with a pen
Letters fold sharp, cut deep, sink in

Kitchen sink metaphors, throw the whole house
Brick by brick built a legacy to announce
Villain on the rooftop, cape in the breeze
Stole the moon from the sky, left the stars diseased

[Bridge]
Stethoscope to the soul, heartbeat erratic
Verses breathe panic, rhythms all static
Doom’s day planner, scribbled in a frenzy
Pages on fire, words burn, leave 'em empty