Calculus Melody

I can dream high, I want an A tonight
I know that I deserve it (oh yeah, you’re right, I want it)
Start with Unit 1, trigonometry caused an 88 upfront
I retook it to a 100 (oh yeah, limits, I got it)

Lets move to Unit 2, introduction to derivatives
Quotient rule try’n drown me earth and below
But perseverance got in the way, now I have a say
And the 95 on my test makes my pride grow more

And it’s improved, from last year
My scores grew, AB to BC
And its ooh, whoa-oh
Its A material
YouTube, thats what I used
Collaborated with others to
But ooh, whoa-oh- ooh, who-oh-ooh
get an A this year(yeah, yeah)

Hanging my head free in the embrace of Unit 3
Implicit differentiation got me dying (oh no, I’m just kidding, not really)
Still, didn’t screw it up, I put in a lot of effort
Got a 94 with all my trying (oh yeah, you’re right, I passed it)

So lets move on to Unit 4, I don’t mean to bore
I definitely had to study related rates a little bit more
I don’t mean to brag, but here I am
And I’m present with a 91 oohh

And it’s improved, from last year
My scores grew, AB to BC
And its ooh, whoa-oh
Its A material
My notes, thats what I used
Asked questions to
But ooh, whoa-oh- ooh, who-oh-ooh
get an A this year(yeah, yeah)

Unit 5 really dropped a bomb
Had to deal with optimization oh my god (oh)
Said “Again” till I got them right
And then I got a 91, what a night

And in Unit 6 we started to Intergate
Integration by Parts, really sealed my fate
And I screamed, “An 84 had no worth (oh)
For the retake, I practiced until I turned into a nerd
I look up, grinnin’ with a 100

And it’s improved, from last year
My scores grew, AB to BC
And its ooh, whoa-oh
Its A material
CollegeBoard, thats what I used
Discussed questions to
But ooh, whoa-oh- ooh, who-oh-ooh
get an A this year(yeah, yeah)

We’ve finally reached Unit 7
Logistic growth and Newtons cooling put me in a swivel (oh)
Said “69- what an interesting number
I don’t want to keep that, its such a bummer

And I retook, still waiting for my score
But I already know I scored much more (oh)
And I think I know what I’m worth-
I deserve an A, ain’t that the truest shit you ever heard?”
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)