Blox Wars

[Intro]
[Roblox Voice, low and cold]
Welcome to the lobby
Pick a side, kid
Blox up
Or block out

[Chorus]
Blox wars, who you ridin’ with? (who?)
Bricks or blocks when the worlds conflict
Stack that cash or you stack that pick
Two worlds clash and they just can’t mix
Blox wars, whole map in flames
Spawn in quick, put your tag on frames
Say my name and I load that game
Roblox, Minecraft, both go insane (bang)

[Verse 1 – Roblox]
Yeah, step in my hub, that’s a universe menu
Every click, new life I can send you
Tycoon, sim, or an obby that bends you
To the edge of the map, see the skybox end view
I’m the dev and the dealer, I script the fate
Lua in my veins, I just generate
Whole new worlds while you mine one plate
I got front-page games, you just replicate

I got doors you can’t open ‘less you pay that toll
Gamepasses in the shop, I control that flow
You just break stone blocks, I break bankrolls
Kids grindin’ in my city for that avatar glow
I turn parkour death into weekend fun
Laser tag lobbies, one-shot, you’re done
Pet sim flex, every egg, every run
Whole catalog drip when my updates come (bitch)

[Pre-Chorus – Roblox]
You talk caves, I talk sky-high towers
You talk night, I talk fifteen hours
Of kids lined up on my game like chowder
Refresh page, another hit, more power

[Chorus]
Blox wars, who you ridin’ with? (who?)
Bricks or blocks when the worlds conflict
Stack that cash or you stack that pick
Two worlds clash and they just can’t mix
Blox wars, whole map in flames
Spawn in quick, put your tag on frames
Say my name and I load that game
Roblox, Minecraft, both go insane (hey)

[Verse 2 – Minecraft]
Yo, pixel prophet, I’m the block god, hear me
Punch one tree, whole base comes near me
Craft that sword, now your mobs all fear me
You talk paywalled worlds, my update’s yearly
I don’t need your Robux, my grind’s legit
From stone to netherite, I commit
Ender Dragon on my to-do list
You chase leaderboards, I just exist

Survival mode, hunger bar, check that heart
Every lil’ cave trip feels like art
Creeper in the dark, yeah it blow your yard
But the rebuild glow hit twice as hard
Redstone brain, I invent machines
Auto-farm wheat, sugarcane, big schemes
Your devs code games, my players dream
We wire whole cities with that dust and beams

Drop in a realm, my friends all hop
Enchant that bow, we don’t ever stop
You flex cosmetics in a cash shop slot
I got shaders, mods, whole new god spot (woah)

[Pre-Chorus – Minecraft]
You talk lobbies, I talk endless land
From spawn to the edge, all under my hand
You chase likes, little cloud on demand
I write legends in the dirt and sand

[Chorus]
Blox wars, who you ridin’ with? (who?)
Bricks or blocks when the worlds conflict
Stack that cash or you stack that pick
Two worlds clash and they just can’t mix
Blox wars, whole map in flames
Spawn in quick, put your tag on frames
Say my name and I load that game
Roblox, Minecraft, both go insane (skrrt)

[Verse 3 – Roblox]
Look, I’m the social scene, you the cabin-in-the-woods
You the lonely grind, I’m the crowded neighborhoods
Adopt Me riches, trade pets if you could
You stuck trading ores, I flip whole childhoods
Bloxburg mansions, roleplay kings
I sell drip, hair, wings, all them things
You got skins, cool—my fits just bling
Whole avatar page like a fashion ring

I got jailbreak chases, cops on